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FoxTrot comics by Bill Amend. Updated every Sunday.

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Remotely Annoying" published August 30, 2020 - Jason: If bologna is pronounced "baloney," why isn't lasagna pronounced "lasahney"? If I drink this glass of whole milk, would you say it's still whole? Ever wonder where they get seeds to plant seedless grapes? Why are these called peanut butter cups, when the cup is made of chocolate? Eileen: For what it's worth, Jason, remove lunchtime with you is every bit as annoying as in-person lunchtime with you! Jason: Phew! Thanks! I was worried!

Remotely Annoying

August 30, 2020

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "[InsertString: $sponsored_title]" published December 25, 2011 - Andy: You got me a(n) (InsertString: $sponsored_device) tablet for Christmas?! It's exactly the one I wanted, too! I was afraid you'd get me the (InsertString: $sponsored_device_competitor_1)! Or the icky (InsertString: $sponsored_device_competitor_2)! Thank you so much, Roger! I love how it lets me (InsertString: $sponsored_device_feature_list)! Just think how much this will change things! I can use it to read books, magazines, newspapers, comics... Roger: I've heard some cartoonists are especially excited... Andy: Oh, how I love my (IndsertString: $sponsored_device)!

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December 25, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Modest Revisions" published December 18, 2011 - Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Revising my Christmas list. I overheard Mom and Dad saying that money was really tight this year. Under the circumstances, my asking for a stealth helicopter, a working iron man suit, and a full-sized imperial snow walker seemed a tad unrealistic. Paige: So what are you asking for instead? Jason: Here. Paige: Um, it's all the same items... Jason: I changed the "and" to and "or." Paige: Your sense of sacrifice is breathtaking. Jason: Is it now too lean? I could go with an "and/or"...

Modest Revisions

December 18, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookie Doctor" published December 11, 2011 - Jason: What are you talking about?! It's perfect! He's got a cane...beard stubble...a candy vicodin pill in his hand... Peter: This isn't how you make a gingerbread house, Jason. Jason: You're just being jealous of my genius!

Cookie Doctor

December 11, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Worth the Wait" published December 4, 2011 - Andy: I'm going to the grocery store. Anyone want anything? Jason: Have you noticed how Mom always waits for Peter to put on his headphones before asking that? Andy: No one? Ok, I'll be back soon.

Worth the Wait

December 4, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Mall Withdrawal" published November 27, 2011 - Paige: Want me to do your Christmas shopping for you? Jason: What's the catch? Paige: No catch. I'm just done with mine and I'm going through mall withdrawal. I need the bustling crowds! The blinking lights! The happy music! The scrambling for deals! The walking from store to store to store to store to store to store to store to store to store...Please let me do it for you! Please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?? Jason: On one condition. Paige: Name it. Jason: You have to let me do your math homework. Paige: Deal! Jason: Whoo-hoo! Roger: We have really weird children. Andy: My therapist prefers the term "interesting."

Mall Withdrawal

November 27, 2011