Chimney Alternatives

Published December 24, 2023

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Chimney Alternatives" published December 24, 2023 - Transcript: Jason Fox Letter To Santa: Dear Santa, Just a las-minute heads up... If my load of presents is too big to fit down the chimney, feel free to use the front door. And if it's too big to fit through the front door, feel free to use the double doors out back. And if it's too big to fit through the double doors... Jason Fox to Andy Fox: Do we own a chainsaw by any chance? Andy Fox: No. And for good reason.