Assuming the Worst

Published September 18, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Assuming the Worst" published September 18, 2016 - Andy: What was that loud bang? Jason: If I tell you, do you promise you won't freak out? Andy: Great. What'd you do now?! Jason: Why the negative tone of voice? Why do you automatically assume I did something bad?! Maybe I did something awesome and I don't want you freaking out in a positive way! Did you ever consider that?! Huh?! huh?! Sheesh. Way to guarantee I'll need therapy when I grow up. Andy: You're right. I shouldn't jump to conclusions. So what was it? Jason: My treehouse fell on your car.