College Dreams

Published May 29, 2016

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "College Dreams" published May 29, 2016 - Andy: Hey Peter, have you given any thought to what colleges you might want to visit this summer? Peter: Not really. Why? Andy: Your father and I are trying to decide where to take you kids for our family vacation and it'd be nice if we could kill two birds with one stone. Maybe once finals are over you can put together a list of things you're looking for in a school and we can find a few good candidates and go from there. Peter: I can give you a list right now if you want. #1: World class food... #2: Hot babes... #3: Luxurious dorm rooms... #4: No morning classes... #5 A cush, high-paying job waiting for me after graduation... Andy: So basically we should vacation at Disney World, then. Peter: Why Disney World? Andy: Isn't that where Fantasyland is located? Peter: Oh, and #6: Affordable tuition.