Pain In the Math

Published November 8, 2015

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Pain In the Math" published November 8, 2015 - Paige: Morton, I hate asking you for help, but my math homework is due next period and I can't get problem 14. Morton: "A school is having a homecoming dance in five days" ... "neither Paige nor Morton have dates yet" ... "If the two of them went together, would their happiness curvers soar to infinity linearly or exponentially?" Paige: That's not what it says. Morton: Oops. Sorry. My glasses are a little smudged. Paige: Have I mentioned WHY I hate asking you for help? Morton: "A school is having a winter formal in two months" ...