Paper Cut

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Published September 6, 2015

$FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Paper Cut" published September 6, 2015 - Peter: What's wrong? Jason: I have a paper cut on my lip. Peter: Ouch... I've done that. You were licking envelopes?? Jason: Um, no. Peter: So what were you doing? Jason: Nothing. Don't worry about it. Peter: You were kissing your homework again, weren't you. In case no one's ever told you, you have a very weird love life. Jason: Trust me, these were really hot math problems.$