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Packet Analysis

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Published December 23, 2012

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Packet Analysis" published December 23, 2012 - Andy: Why the big smile? Jason: You know the wrapped gifts under the tree that came in the mail from Auntie April? Andy: Yes... Jason: Well, the one with my name on it just happens to be exactly 6.25 inches wide by 2.875 inches tall by 13.125 inches long and weighs precisely 15.2 ounces! Andy: So? Jason: So those are the exact measurements of the G.I. Jim chemical warfare stink bomb kit I've been begging for! Hee hee...I can't wait to see the look on Peter and Paige's faces when I slowly and deliberately unwrap it right in front of them. I should probably go pick fights with them now, so I'll be justified lobbing bombs right away, Christmas morning! Roger: I thought you said April bought him slippers. Andy: I can't decide if it's kind or cruel to tell him. Jason: Hey, Paige! You're ugly! Come punch me!

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