The Longest Yard

Published October 3, 2010

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "The Longest Yard" published October 3, 2010 - Jason: Ok, here's the play: run one yard, turn around, and I'll pass it to you. Peter: One lousy yard?! How am I supposed to show off my sweet jukes in one yarde?! Jason: I don't think I can throw farther than a yard. Peter: Wimp. Jason: Fine. Run 24,880 miles and one yard, turn around, and I'll pass it to you. Peter: Hoo yeah! Now we're talkin'!