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FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Reply All" published June 15, 2014 - Roger: Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day text from Peter! Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day Facebook message from Paige. Aww...it's a Happy Father's Day e-mail from Jason! Is there a way to reply to all three of them at once? Andy: You're kidding, right?

Reply All

June 15, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Brrrskin-Robbins" published June 8, 2014 - Jason: Hold on a sec...ok, proceed. I like to take cold-weather precautions when joining you for ice cream. Paige: This'll be gone in 30 seconds, you wimp.

Brrrskin-Robbins

June 8, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Nut Neutrality" published June 1, 2014 - TV: In Washington, the FCC finds itself knee-deep in public reaction to reports it may loosen, if not fully abandon, its stated commitment to preserve net neutrality and an open internet. Thousands and thousands of letters, e-mails, and phone calls have poured in on a near-daily basis from aghast citizens, technologists, academics, and business owners, asking commission members to keep the internet's level playing field and non-discriminatory data practices intact. We are told, however, that the FCC has received a near-equal number of e-mails demanding and END to net neutrality, all from the same 14-year-old girl. "Making it so people can only wear neutral colors like beige and taupe in their Instagram selfies is downright unAmerican," reads one. Marcus: You probably shouldn't have told your sister that's what it meant. Jason: I WAS KIDDING, PAIGE! I WAS KIDDING! (Click) Send. (Click) Send. (Click) Send.

Nut Neutrality

June 1, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Stream Baby Stream" published May 25, 2014 - Andy: So have you kids done as I asked and come up with some goals and plans for the summer? Peter: We have, although it's more or less one big huge plan. Paige: Super huge. Peter: Consuming-every-minute-of-every-day huge. Andy: Good. I mean, I know I nag, but if I didn't, all you kids would do for three months is sit here and binge-watch the entirety of Netflix. Peter: Um... Andy: Peter, please tell me that's not your "one big huge plan." Paige: Oh, shoot...we skipped the third season of "Cake Boss"! Peter: In my defense, it's Paige's plan. I was just too lazy to think of one.

Stream Baby Stream

May 25, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Totally Calm" published May 18, 2014 - Andy: You know, maybe if you studied for exams instead of printing posters, you wouldn't need to worry about Eileen getting better grades than you. Jason: Who's worried?! I'm not worried! I'm calm! Totally calm! AAAA! THE PRINTER'S OUT OF INK!

Totally Calm

May 18, 2014

FoxTrot by Bill Amend - "Biologically Speaking" published May 11, 2014 - Peter: Pumpkin chunks...peas...tomato wedges...lima beans...diced eggplant...um, this is really, really, really, not what I had in mind. Andy: You asked for fruit salad! Biologically, those are fruits!

Biologically Speaking

May 11, 2014

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