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FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Cookieless Monster" published September 4, 2011 - Andy: Peter says you have a history paper due tomorrow. Paige: Mom, sheesh! Leave me alone! Stop butting into my life! It's none of your concern! I'm 14 years old! I don't need you checking up on me! Just go away! Wait! Were you bringing me cookies!? Come back!

Cookieless Monster

September 4, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Pomme de Terre" published August 28, 2011 - Jason: Aaaa! That's not the apple that was on the kitchen counter, is it? Peter: Um, yeah. Why? Jason: Tomorrow's the first day of school! I was going to give that to my teacher! I spent over an hour at the grocery store selecting the most perfect, flawless apple they had! Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain an a-octuple-plus average?! Everything has to be perfect! Now all I have left are the apples Mom bought! Those are a-quintuple-plus apples at best! Peter: I ate those, too, by the way. Jason: YOU WHAT?! Peter: I have an idea...does your teacher speak French? woman: A potato?? Jason: It's called an "apple of the earth" in Fr-Who am I kidding? Just flunk me.

Pomme de Terre

August 28, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Sleep Learning Curve" published August 21, 2011 - Andy: Peter, why are you still in bed? It's almost noon! School starts in a week! You need to get used to waking up earlier, or you're going to be a wreck! Peter: Mom, relax, I have it all figured out. Today I'll get up at 1:pm...tomorrow I'll get up at 3:30 pm...If I add an extra 2.5 hours every day, by next Monday I'll be waking up at 6:30 am, right on schedule and without the usual pain. Dad thinks it's brilliant. Andy: "Brilliant"?! Roger: In a thoroughly STUPID way, yeah! Peter: Can you keep it down? Some of us are sleeping!

Sleep Learning Curve

August 21, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "George RR Jason" published August 14, 2011 - Peter: Whatcha doing? Jason: Writing the next installment in the "Song of Ice and Fire" series. Peter: The "Game of Thrones" books? Jason: Yeah. I heard the author likes to take his sweet time doing them, which gives me an opening. Book five just came out last month. I figure if I can quickly publish a fake book six, I can sell millions before the real one finally comes out and people catch on. Dad won't mind if I use the photocopier at his office, will he? Peter: So what's your version going to be about? Jason: Well, that's the tricky part. They're already announced that the title will be "The Winds of Winter". Peter: "Whooosh...whooosh...flurry flurry ooooooooooh..." Jason: This is just a first draft, mind you.

George RR Jason

August 14, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Fun-Fun Warmups" published August 7, 2011 - Peter: You're supposed to scream on the RIDES, Dad. Jason: Pros know to warm up beforehand, you nub. Roger: Tickets cost HOW much?!?

Fun-Fun Warmups

August 7, 2011

FoxTrot comic strip by Bill Amend - "Quincyzilla" published July 31, 2011 - TV: Out of the sea, he emerges! The fearsome reptile known as Quincyzilla! He approaches a skyscraper! And chews it to pieces! He approaches another skyscraper! And chews it to pieces! He approaches another skyscraper... Peter: Did you use Paige's old empty shoeboxes for those? Jason: Old? Empty? Paige: Aaaa! My new sandals! My new sneakers!

Quincyzilla

July 31, 2011

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